Hang Over

So, I like to socially drink on occasion. And with drinking comes the grown up responsibility to know when to say when. That sometimes becomes a problem when I learn I'm not the designated driver for the night. So, I unfortunately forget the responsibility part and end up inebriated. And with inebriation out comes my alter ego. And with my alter ego out comes-who knows? Well except the people I'm with.

The next day, I learn I've (well she) has done or said some pretty crazy things. (These stories will be told at another time)But I've learned to laugh at her. But what is not a laughing matter is the black out of the rest of the night after the hmmm lets say 4th/5th REMY (Martin VSOP Cognac) neat or the 3rd/4th shot of Patron (tequila). And depending on the night (meaning a REMY night or Patron night) Various things could've happened. But I digress....

So, I typically remember dancing and with who, most conversations, how many times I had to go to the restroom, closing out my tab and walking to the car. But something happens when I get to the car. I think it's the fresh air and once I've inhaled, the events of the night are gone. I hate when that happens. But even more is the damn hangover the next morning. The I can't and don't wanna move to even go to the bathroom, yucky feeling I have in my stomach-think another drink might help, but don't want to vomit if I really reach for the bottle and last but not least. The throbbing sensation in my head that not only says "Your ass needs to stop drinking" but the sound of the Notre Dame cathedral bells...ringing right there in my room.

And damn where do my clothes go? Who and Why are they taking off my clothes?....

Naughty or Nice

Last year I was invited to a halloween party and was told I had to dress up. I was surprised that grown adults were actually going to dress up and go outside for others to see them. I was even more surprised that when I decided to go to the costume store that the store was pretty much sold out of EVERYTHING! I purchased my costume and debated all the way home and as I got dressed, was I really going to do this. Well of course I was I'm a good sport and I looked pretty cute. When I got to the party I was shocked to see that everyone in attendace was dressed as something. it was great! I saw Amy Whinehouse, the southpark gang, the disney princesses, Stewy, Lois and Peter as well as a sexy everything you can name. I had a good time. And today, I dress up again, proud this year that I still have the ability to dress up scantly and go to another party...to clean up in my sexy maid costume for my friends 6 year old halloween party.

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